you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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