Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
