I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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