butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
