fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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