One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Plan B is the new Plan A
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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