I wanna bring you to show and tell
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Are we still banned from the library?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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