It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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