i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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