I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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