Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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