And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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