just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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