You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So. Much. Porn.
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