gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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