"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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