turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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