She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
should my penis look like a turkey
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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