Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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