shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she pinky promised me she was 18
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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