Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Randomize
