As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I supernannyed him into submission
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