Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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