dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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