Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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