omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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