Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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