This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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