we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
