i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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