I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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