I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
