4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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