New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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