They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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