Buhtt sex?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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