but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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