Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm passing your future prison.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
We smell like vodka and hangover
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