all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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