What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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