i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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