oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Holy shit dude........stairs
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
