I hate all girls vehemently.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
