im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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