This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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