Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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