doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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