need another drink. this is the easiest way
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
where are my eyebrows?
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