we have officially lost it.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
