Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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